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pettyartist:

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.

Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.

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Source: serotonical

katzmatt:

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taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there.

cr:  thqys

LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!

I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES

FUCKING BRILLANT

Ingenious~ O__O

(via roun)

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  • Angry: (*≧m≦*) (,,#゚Д゚) ヽ(o`皿′o)ノ ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ (>д<) (;≧皿≦) [○・`Д´・○] ヽ(#`Д´)ノ Σ(-`Д´-ノ;)ノ (/゚Д゚)/ (¬д¬。) ヽ(#`Д´)ノ (¬、¬) (;¬_¬) (;¬_¬) (;¬д¬) (≧σ≦) o(-`д´- 。) ヽ(●-`Д´-)ノ (* ̄m ̄) (´Д`) (; ̄Д ̄) (¬_¬)ノ (#`д´)ノ (」゜ロ゜)」 Σ(▼□▼メ) (━┳━ _ ━┳━) (┳◇┳) {{|└(>o< )┘|}} \(@O@)/ (≧▼≦;) \(〇O〇)/ s(・`ヘ´・;)ゞ (▼へ▼メ) \(`O´θ/ θ\(;¬_¬) ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ 凸(-0-メ) 凸(`△´+) 凸(`0´)凸 凸(`⌒´メ)凸 \(`0´)/ -`д´- (>人<) щ(ಠ益ಠщ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ щ(ಥДಥщ) o(≧o≦)o (⋋▂⋌) (◣_◢) ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ( ಠ ಠ ) (¬▂¬) (¬_¬) ಥ⌣ಥ ಠ_ಠ
  • Apologizing: m(_ _)m m(._.)m m(._.)m (ノ´д`) (シ_ _)シ o;(_ _)o; <(。_。)> m(_ _;;m m(¬0¬)m
  • Bear: ( ̄(エ) ̄) (。・ω・。) (●`・(エ)・´●) (*ノ・ω・) 川´・ω・`川 ( (ミ´ω`ミ)) ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ) \(・`(ェ)・)/ ⊂(ο・㉨・ο)⊃ (^(エ)^) (^(I)^) ( ̄(エ) ̄)ノ ⊂( ̄(工) ̄)⊃ ⊂(^(工)^)⊃ ⊂(・(ェ)・)⊃ (* ̄(エ) ̄*) ヾ(´(エ)`ノ゙ (/(エ)\) ⊂( ̄(エ) ̄)⊃ “(`(エ)´)ノ (`(エ)´)ノ (ó㉨ò) (♥ó㉨ò)ノ♡ (/-(エ)-\) (´(エ)`) ヽ( ̄(エ) ̄)ノ (/ ̄(エ) ̄)/ ⊂(◎(工)◎)⊃ (● ̄(エ) ̄●) 《/( ̄(エ) ̄)ゞ》 (✪㉨✪) Ψ( ̄(エ) ̄)Ψ ┏((= ̄(エ) ̄=))┛ ・㉨・
  • Cat: (=^・ェ・^=) (=^‥^=) (=^・^=) V(=^・ω・^=)v (=`ω´=) o(^・x・^)o \(=^‥^)/’` ( =①ω①=) d(=^・ω・^=)b (=TェT=) (=;ェ;=) ヽ(=^・ω・^=)丿 (=^・ω・^)y= (^-人-^) ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^・ω・^ ) (=^-ω-^=) b(=^‥^=)o (.=^・ェ・^=) (=´∇`=) ヾ(=゚・゚=)ノ ~(=^‥^)ノ ~(=^‥^)/ (=xェx=) (=;ェ;=) (=`ェ´=) (^・o・^)ノ” (^._.^)ノ └(=^‥^=)┐ =’①。①’= o;(*ΦωΦ*)>
  • Confused: ´・_・`) (◎_◎;) (`_´)ゞ (◎-◎;) (・_・ヾ ( ̄(エ) ̄)ゞ (-_-)ゞ゛ (‘◇’)? ヽ(゜Q。)ノ? (´`;) ? 【・ヘ・?】 【・_・?】 ( ・◇・) (゜-゜) ( ?´_ゝ`) o(´^`)o (´−`) ンー (•ิ_•ิ)? 「(°ヘ°) (。ヘ°) ヽ(゜Q。)ノ? (´`;) ? 〈(゜。゜) (゜。゜) く(^_・)ゝ (^~^;)ゞ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (⊙_◎) ಠ_ರೃ
  • Dancing: ヘ(^_^ヘ) (ノ^_^)ノ o(^^o) (o^^)o (ノ´_ゝ`)ノ ヾ(^ ^ゞ (ノ‥)ノ ( ノ^ω^)ノ゚ ヾ(*´∇`)ノ ヾ(・ω・*)ノ (*ノ´□`)ノ 。(⌒∇⌒。) (。⌒∇⌒)。 〜( ̄▽ ̄〜) (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 〜(^∇^〜) (〜^∇^)〜 〜( ̄△ ̄〜) (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 ┗(`ー´)┓ ┏(`ー´)┛ ┗(^0^)┓ ┏(^0^)┛ (ノ ̄ー ̄)ノ ヘ( ̄ー ̄ヘ) ヘ( ̄ω ̄ヘ) (ノ ̄ω ̄)ノ ヘ(^o^ヘ) (ノ^o^)ノ ヾ(-_- )ゞ ヾ(@^∇^@)ノ (ノ≧∀≦)ノ \(^ω^\) (ノ゚▽゚)ノ ヽ(゚ー゚*ヽ) ヽ(*゚ー゚*)ノ (ノ*゚ー゚)ノ ヽ(*´Д`*)ノ (o´・_・)っ ヾ(*д*)ノ゛ ヽ(°◇° )ノ ヽ( °◇°)ノ (ノ°ο°)ノ (ノ・o・)ノ ヾ(^^ゞ) ヾ(゚∀゚ゞ) ヽ(´ー`)ノ ヾ(*⌒ヮ⌒*)ゞ 〈( ^.^)ノ ┌(★o☆)┘ └(★o★)┐ ♪(┌・。・)┌
  • Dead: (x_x;) (*_*) (×_×;) (×_×# (#+_+) (+_+) ヾ(×× ) ツ (Ω_Ω) へ(>_<へ) (*0*;) (u_u) (✖╭╮✖) (º_º) ٩(×̯×)۶ (ñ_ñ) (o_-)
  • Surrender: \(--)/ \(-___________-;)/ /(;-_-) ~(o;_o;。)\ ((-_-)) (ー△ー;) (◎ー◎;) (/ _ ; ) (o_ _)o ヘ( ̄  ̄;ヘ) (;*´Д`)ノ (ノ_ _)ノ ヘ(_ _ヘ) (ノ ̄д ̄)ノ (;-_-)ノ o(-_-;*) ヘ(;´Д`ヘ) (;-_-)/ (oT-T)尸 ヘ(´o`)ヘ (一。一;;) (ノ#-_-)ノ (~~~) y-(~。~;) ( -。-)
  • Dog: o・ェ・oU ∪・ω・∪ U。・ェ・。U ▽・ω・▽ ▽・w・▽ U^皿^U v・。・V UTェTU (^・(I)・^) U・♀・U o(U・ω・)⊃ (^・x・^) (U・x・U) ▼o・ェ・o▼ U^ェ^U U ̄ー ̄U ┌U・ェ・U┘ └@(・ェ・)@┐ ヾ(●ω●)ノ (〓 ̄(∵エ∵) ̄〓)
  • Drinking: o口(・∀・ ) (。・・)_且 且_(゚◇゚;)ノ゙ ~旦_(^O^ ) ( ゜Д゜)⊃旦 ( ´・ω・`)_且~ ( ^-^)_旦”" (*^◇^)_旦 (*`▽´)_旦~~ ~(=^‥^)_旦~ (^-^)_日 ~~旦_(・o・;) ( -_-)旦~ (#´ー´)旦 且_(・_・ )
  • Evil: (・`ω´・) ψ(`∇´)ψ (`ー´) (。・`ω´・。) o(`ω´*)o | `Д´| (`ε´) (σ-`д・´) (`Д´*) (=`〜´=) (メ`ロ´)/ Ψ(`▽´)Ψ ^(#`∀´)_Ψ (*-`ω´- )人 (ц`ω´ц*) (`∀´)Ψ ψ(*`ー´)ψ Ψ(`◇´)Ψ “ψ(`∇´)ψ
  • Friends: ヽ(∀゜ )人( ゜∀)ノ (*・∀・)/\(・∀・*) \(^∀^)メ(^∀^)ノ \(★´−`)人(´▽`★)/ ( ^^)人(^^ ) (〃⌒▽⌒)八(〃⌒▽⌒〃)八(⌒▽⌒〃) ☆-(ノ゚Д゚)八(゚Д゚ )ノ ( 。・_・。)人(。・_・。 ) ヽ(*^ー^)人(^ー^*)ノ ━(○´エ`)(´エ`●)━ (◎`・ω・´)人(´・ω・`*) 。*:★(´・ω・人・ω・`)。:゜★。 (*´∀`*人*´∀`*) (^▽^)/\(^▽^) (*^ω^)人(^ω^*) ヽ(○´∀)乂(*´∀`*)乂(∀`●) \(^∀^)メ(^∀^)ノ ヽ(´Д`)人(´Д`)人(´Д`)ノ〜♪ (((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))♪ ♡(*´∀`*)人(*´∀`*)♡ (〃 ̄д ̄)八(  ̄д ̄ )八( ̄д ̄〃) ヽ(^▽^)人(^▽^)人(^▽^)ノ (((@°▽°@)八(@°▽°@))) (・_・”)/\(・_・”) (○`ε´○)/\(○`ε´○) ヘ( ^o^)ノ\(^_^ ) (/^-^(^ ^*)/ ( 。・_・。)人(。・_・。 ) (・_・)〆\(T_T) (^^)-(^^)-(^^)-(^^)-(^^) ヽ(´Д`)人(´Д`)人(´Д`)ノ ヾ( ̄ー ̄)X(^∇^)ゞ ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v ♪ (*^o^)人(^o^*) \( ^o)( ^ 0 ^ )(o^ )/ ヽ( ^^)人(^^ )ノ (・_・”)/\(・_・”) └(^o^ )X( ^o^)┘ (^○^)オ(^▽^)ハ(^0^)ツ~ ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v (°◇°人°◇°)
  • Greetings/Goodbyes: ヾ(^∇^) (^-^*)/ ( ゚▽゚)/ ( ^_^)/ (^o^)/ (^ _ ^)/ ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ (ノ´∀`*)ノ ヾ(´・ω・`) ☆ミ(o*・ω・)ノ \(^▽^*) (*^▽^)/ ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ ヾ(-_-;) ヾ( ‘ – ‘*) ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ ~ヾ ^∇^ ~ヾ(^∇^) \( ̄O ̄) (。・ω・)ノ゙ (*^・ェ・)ノ ( ̄∠  ̄ )ノ (* ̄O ̄)ノ ヾ(。´・_●・`。)☆ (/・0・) (ノ^∇^) (,, ・∀・)ノ゛ (。・д・)ノ゙ \(°o°;) (。´∀`)ノ (o´ω`o)ノ ( ・ω・)ノ (。^_・)ノ ( ・_・)ノ \(-o- ) (。-ω-)ノ \(-_- ) \( ・_・) ヾ(´¬`)ノ ヾ(☆▽☆) (^ Q ^)/゛ ~(^◇^)/ ヘ(‘◇’、)/ ヘ(°◇、°)ノ ヘ(°¬°)ノ ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ ( ゜ρ゜)ノ ー( ´ ▽ ` )ノ ヽ(๏∀๏ )ノ
  • Happy: (●´∀`●) (`・ω・´)” ヽ(;▽;)ノ ヽ(;▽;)ノ (*´・v・) (((o(*゚▽゚*)o))) ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ (⌒▽⌒)☆ ⊂((・▽・))⊃ (≧∇≦)/ (´∇ノ`*)ノ (・◇・) ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ (^_^) ( ̄ー ̄) (*^▽^*) (^▽^) (’-’*) ∩( ・ω・)∩ (*≧▽≦) \(^ ^)/ O(≧∇≦)O ( ´∀`) (^~^) \(@ ̄∇ ̄@)/ (☆^O^☆) (★^O^★) (☆^ー^☆) (´ω`★) \(T∇T)/ ヽ(*≧ω≦)ノ *(*´∀`*)☆ O(≧▽≦)O ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ノ d=(´▽`)=b \(*T▽T*)/ ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ (*^ワ^*) ヽ(^Д^)ノ (´∀`) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (/^▽^)/ (ノ´ー`)ノ ヽ(´ー`)ノ ( ^∇^) \( `.∀´)/ (●⌒∇⌒●) o(≧∇≦o) ヽ(`◇´)/ ヽ(*・ω・)ノ (^ω^) 。◕‿◕。 ⊙ω⊙ ⊙△⊙ ⊙▽⊙ o (◡‿◡✿) (◕‿◕✿) (∩_∩) 。◕‿◕。 (•ิ_•ิ) (/•ิ_•ิ)/ (ΦωΦ) (*^^*) (-^〇^-) (ノ*゜▽゜*) ヾ(´▽`;)ゝ (゜▼゜*) ( ̄个 ̄) \(^▽^@)ノ (“⌒∇⌒”) へ(゜∇、°)へ (-^〇^-) (>y<) ヽ(^。^)丿 (ヘ。ヘ) (^v^) ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ ヾ(@°▽°@)ノ ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ ヾ(@^∇^@)ノ o((*^▽^*))o ヾ(@゜∇゜@)ノ ヾ(@゜▽゜@)ノ (@´_`@) ヾ(@† ▽ †@)ノ (ノ>▽<。)ノ \(@;◇;@)/ \(☆o◎)/ (((\(@v@)/))) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (o;TωT)o ヽ(;^o^ヽ) (⌒▽⌒ゞ “ヽ(´▽`)ノ” (((o(*゚▽゚*)o))) ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ Ψ(´▽`)Ψ (v^_^)v (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵))♥ (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ლ(╹◡╹ლ) (◑‿◐) ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) (*~▽~) (∩▂∩) (¬‿¬) (n˘v˘•)¬
  • Hiding: |・ω・`) ヘ(・_| |−・;) |ω・) |_・)
  • In Love: (´∀`)♥ (‘∀’●)♥ (*´▽`*♥ (*°∀°)=3 (´ω`♥%♥ ヽ(愛´∀`愛)ノ ♡ (●´∀`)ノ♡ ♡^▽^♡ (。-_-。 )人( 。-_-。) (●♡∀♡) (_´ω`) (´ ▽`).。o♡ (o⌒.⌒o) (人´∀`*) (〃・・〃) ♥(ノ´∀`) (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) (。’▽’。)♡ (●´□`)♡ (。♥‿♥。) (✿ ♥‿♥) ♥╣[-_-]╠♥
  • Kissing: (´ε` )♡ ~(^з^)-☆ |°з°| (_ε_) (‘ε’) |( ̄3 ̄)| ( ̄ε ̄@) (*^3^) (´ε`*) (○´3`)ノ (☆´3`) (* ̄з ̄) (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ (○゜ε^○) (TεT) (-ε- ) (@ーεー@) (*^3^)/~☆ ლ(|||⌒εー|||)ლ (╯3╰) (ΘεΘ;)
  • Laughing: (・∀・) ( ´∀`) (⌒▽⌒) (^v^) (*≧▽≦)ノシ)) (●´艸`) (*´艸`*) (。 >艸<) (*≧艸≦) (*・艸・)
  • Whatever: ヽ(´ー`)┌ ┗┐ヽ(′Д、`*)ノ┌┛ ヽ( ´¬`)ノ ┗┃・ ■ ・┃┛ ヾ(´A`)ノ゚ ヽ(・_・;)ノ ヽ(  ̄д ̄;)ノ \(〇_o)/ ヽ(。_°)ノ \(;´□`)/ ヾ(*´ー`)ノ ヽ(‘ー`)ノ ヽ(ー_ー )ノ ヽ(´~`;) ┐(‘~`;)┌ ヽ(*ω。)ノ (;´・`)> (^~^) ╮(─▽─)╭ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
  • Monkey: @(o・ェ・)@ └@(・ェ・)@┐ @(。・o・)@ @(o・ェ・o)@ @(/o・ェ・o)@/ @(*^ェ^)@
  • Mustache: (´┏o┓`) ミ(´┏ω┓`)/ (´┏・┓`) ( ̄┏Д┓ ̄°*) ( ̄┏Д┓ ̄ ) (  ̄┏_┓ ̄) (ノ≧┏Д┓≦)ノ ( ̄┏∞┓ ̄)
  • Pain: ☆⌒(>。≪) ☆ ̄(>。☆) ~(>_<~) ヘ(>_<ヘ) (。_+)\ (xLx)ヾ /(*ι*)ヾ (ノ>ノ) /(x~x)\ ◎☆(♯××)┘ ヘ(。□°)ヘ
  • Pig: ( ´(00)`) ヾ(;゚(OO)゚)ノ ヽ(*’(OO)’)ノ ( ̄(oo) ̄)ノ (○`(●●)´○)ノ (*’(OO)’*) ( ´(00)`) (;゚(OO)゚) (*´(00)`)’ ヽ(*’(OO)’)ノ゚ q( ̄(oo) ̄)p 。゚(゚´(00)`゚)゚。 ( ̄(∞) ̄) ( ̄(▽▽) ̄) (=`(∞)´=)
  • Sad/Crying: ( ; ; ) (T_T) ( TДT) (ToT) (T▽T) (‘A`) (;_・)(T_T) ((T.T; ) (; T.T)) (;へ:) (ノД`)・゜・。 ・(/Д`)・ (´_`。) (´Д`。) (´A`。) (´∩`。) 。:゚(。ノω\。)゚・。 (┳Д┳) (´;д;`) (*´;ェ;`*) 。・゚゚・(>д<)・゚゚・。 (。┰ω┰。) (゜´Д`゜) (iДi) (´;ω;`) 。゚(゚ノД`゚)゚。 ヽ(´□`。)ノ (゚´Д`゚)゚ {{p´Д`q}} ヽ(●゚´Д`゚●)ノ゚ ( p_q) .・゜゜・(/。\)・゜゜・. (个_个) ((´д`)) ( ≧Д≦) 。゜(`Д´)゜。 (。┰ω┰。) p(´⌒`。q) (/□\*)・゜ ((o(;△;)o)) (; ̄д ̄) (ㄒoㄒ) ⊙︿⊙ o(╥﹏╥)o o(;△;)o (;*△*;) (´╥﹏╥ (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`) (∩︵∩) (╯︵╰,) (╥_╥) (╯︵╰,)
  • Scared: (ノдヽ) ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ (/。\) (/_\) (/.\)
  • Surprised: ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ (((( ;°Д°)))) ((((;゜Д゜))) (゜◇゜) ( ̄□ ̄;) ∑(O_O;) \(>o<)ノ ━Σ(゚Д゚|||)━ Σ(゜ロ゜;) Σ(゜゜) (*゚ロ゚) (」゜ロ゜)」 щ(゜ロ゜щ) (ノ゚0゚)ノ~ ⊙▂⊙ ⊙0⊙ w(°o°)w L(・o・)」 (○o○) (・□・;) ((((;゜Д゜)))
  • Embarrassed: (^_^;) (^^ゞ (^^;) (#^.^#) (‘-’*) (*^^*) (@´_`@) (⌒_⌒;) (#`ε´#ゞ (*/∇\*) (〃 ̄ω ̄〃ゞ (*´ェ`*) (*´∀`*) (*´_ゝ`) (*´∀`*) (/ω\) (*ノ▽ノ) (*ノωノ) (/。\) (。-_-。) (#/。\#) (╯_╰) (╯ಊ╰)
  • Singing: ヾ(´□`* )ノ (^O^☆♪ \(^o^)/ (´▽`)ノ♪ “ヽ(´▽`)ノ” ヽ(´▽`;)/♪ ヽ(´・`)ノ ヽ(○´∀`)ノ♪ ヾ(´ρ`)〃 ヾ(´〇`)ノ (´△`)♪ (ノ´▽`)ノ♪
  • Sleeping: Σ( ̄。 ̄ノ)ノ (-ェ-)。o (;´ρ`) (*´ο`*) ε-(´・`) \(o ̄∇ ̄o)/ \(´O`)/ [(--)]zzz (´~`) ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ ヾ( ̄0 ̄; )ノ ヾ(。 ̄□ ̄)ツ ヾ( ̄□ ̄;)ノ (。-ω-)zzz (-_-) zzz (∪。∪)。。。zzz (´〜`*) zzz ∑( ̄□ ̄) (o´Д`) ()´д`() (;≧皿≦) (´□`川) (⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ (ι´Д`)ノ (ᴗ˳ᴗ) _ノ乙(、ン、)_
  • Smug: ー( ̄~ ̄)ξ ((( ̄へ ̄井) (`へ´*)ノ ( ̄^ ̄) ( ̄へ ̄) ( ̄~ ̄;) ( ̄ェ ̄;) (-、-) ( ;`ヘ´) o(´^`)o ( ̄ω ̄;) (`^´)ノ <( ̄︶ ̄)>
  • Winking: (^_-) (-o⌒) (^_−) (^_-) (^_−)o(^_-) (^_・) ๏[-ิ_•ิ]๏ (○゜ε^○) (^_-)≡★ ☆~(ゝ。∂) \(^0^)/ (・ェ-)
  • Worried: (ーー;) ( ;´Д`) (; ̄ェ ̄) ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ ( ̄◇ ̄;) ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ (−_−;) (~_~;) ((*゜Д゜)ゞ” (・_-。 ) ⊙﹏⊙ ミ●ミ (-’๏_๏’-) (⊙…⊙ ) ( ´△`) (;° ロ°) ヽ(゜ロ゜;)ノ (°o°* +;(●´・д・`●);+
  • Etc: ☆彡 ★彡 ☆彡 ★彡 ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆ `*:;,.★ ~☆・:.,;*
  • Forever Alone: 、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽマッテェ(ノ;Д;)ノ `、、ヽ`☂ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``
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Gwyneth knows what she’s talking about (x).

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puoliverinenbanaani:

People should take my tablet away when it’s 1 am and I get a comic idea.

I thought I was done with these ROTG comics but maybe I was wrong

I don’t mind Jack, just keep the damn pollen away a little more please~

(via katzuxd)

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brotips:

Thank you.
-Sketch

brotips:

Thank you.

-Sketch

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thecakebar:

Smores Hot Chocolate Tutorial

Source: thecakebar

gocookyourself:

The Cheeseburgerdilla 

200g Ground Beef / 1/2 White Onion / 1/2 Red Onion / Red Pepper / 4-5 Mushrooms / 5-6 Cherry Tomatoes / Cheese Slices / American Mustard / Ketchup / Chili Flakes / Tortilla Wraps (1)

SLICE vegetables thinly (2)

SEASON beef with salt & pepper

POUR oil into two frying pans on medium heat

SIZZLE onions and peppers in one

THROW seasoned beef in the other

ADD tomatoes, mushrooms to veg once onion is soft

STIR chili flakes into vegetables

ALLOW both pans to cook for a few minutes (3)

PAINT two tortilla wraps with mustard and ketchup

TOP with slices of cheese (4)

MIX cooked beef into vegetables (4)

SPOON beef mix onto one half of tortilla

FOLD tortilla over

PLACE carefully in a clean pan over a medium heat

FLIP after two minutes

REMOVE from pan after another minute

SLICE and serve (5)

GET the book

GO QUESO YOURSELF

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ohsweetcrepes:

coelasquid:

chutohanpa:

Art&Animation by Todd Lockwood
http://www.tolo.biz

It literally just occurred to me watching this that the head tracking thing birds do keeps their heads from bobbling around while they fly.

image

… Ohhhhhhh~

(via fiftyshadesofloki)

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todays-tuesday-too:

jjswag21:

Congratulations, you broke physics.

this gave me an aneurysm

(via c2ndy2c1d)

Source: smosh.com

  • English: A dog
  • Swedish: What
  • English: The dog
  • English: Two dogs
  • Swedish:
  • Swedish:
  • Swedish: En hund, hunden
  • Swedish: Två hundar, hundarna
  • German:
  • English: No, go away
  • Swedish: No one invited you
  • German: Der Hund
  • English: I said go away
  • German: Ein Hund, zwei Hunde
  • Swedish: Stop it
  • German: Den Hund, einen Hund, dem Hund, einem Hund, des Hundes, eines Hundes, den Hunden, der Hunden
  • Finnish: Sup
  • English: NO
  • Swedish: NO
  • German: NO
  • Finnish:
  • English:
  • German:
  • Swedish:
  • Finnish: Koira, koiran, koiraa, koiran again, koirassa, koirasta, koiraan, koiralla, koiralta, koiralle, koirana, koiraksi, koiratta, koirineen, koirin
  • German:
  • Swedish:
  • Finnish:
  • English:
  • Finnish: And now the plural forms
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